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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Jokes by Tait!


Tait wanted to post some JOKES on the blog to make you laugh... so here they are!

Why did the strawberry stand in the middle of the road?
>becaus
e it wanted to create a traffic jam!



Knock, knock...who's there?
Fig.

>Fig who?

Aren't you going to fig the doorbell?



What type of pencil do robbers use?
>a pistil
(spelt incorrectly on purpose!
What do you get when you cross an apple tree with a pine tree?
>a pine-apple tree!